Main colors

#738cff

#4d6bff

#4353ff

#3645ee

#323fd1

webflow blue

#85d0ff

#63bcff

#4fadff

#3ea1f7

#2d98e4

Basic BLUE

#7ff0bf

#47e6a4

#38d996

#22c788

#12b878

ouch-my-eyes green

#ffcecc

#ffbfb5

#ffab9d

#f29888

#e88d7b

Tame peachy color

#ffa6b8

#ff7994

#Ff6382

#eb5271

#db4b68

sorta red but not really

#f39ce8

#e682d8

#d36ec6

#c263b5

#ba57ad

!!!

#b2a7f8

#9f93ed

#9085da

#7d6fc7

#6d5fb3

That dullish purple

Secondary colors

#9effed

#5cf2d7

#51E2C7

#3cd6bc

#34c9b3

THE 90s

#d4ffcc

#beffb0

#b4f4a6

#a3e499

#8ad47d

limeade

#fdffde

#fcffba

#ffffae

#f7f492

#ece877

just yellow

#ffe8cd

#ffdbb3

#FFD2A1

#fac087

#edab74

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#ffc4c6

#ff9ea0

#ff8a8a

#fa7979

#eb6c6c

Blushing orange

#ffb5f8

#f7a3ef

#F097E7

#e486da

#d874cc

unicorn lips

#a59eff

#8170ff

#7056f5

#654ce6

#5b41d1

grape on drugs

Neutrals

#000000

#2b2b2b

#404040

#ffffff

#e4e4e4

#BBBbbb

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38px / 120%

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32px / 42px

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20px / 26px

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17px / 20px

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15px / 19px

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24px / 140%

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19px / 160%

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh, but it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with. Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention. Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.

Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician? 

A: Probably.

‍What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds. I hate insects puns, they really bug me.

  • 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
  • A farmer counted 196 cows, but when he rounded them up, he had 200.

How do you tell if a vampire is sick? He is always coffin. I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!' I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

  1. I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
  2. What is the computer’s favorite food? Microchips.
  3. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
  4. So, you’re not afraid of ghost puns? That’s the spirit!
  5. I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans! Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse! I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

Note: How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!