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I will make the claim here with a very high level of confidence that I have singlehandedly created and built the greatest website for a water heater in the history of mankind. I created every graphic, vector asset, spline asset and animation, wrote all the copy and built out every page and every div from scratch – and yet despite this monumental task, I was only 4 months late on my deliverables....  

Behold! trutankless.com

Trutankless®

I created this site to serve as a vessel for my creative endeavors to be displayed, pondered, and ultimately showered with countless awards and accolades. It is currently an empty dumpster featuring scant, barely observable hints of good design, a few technically pointless, yet fun interactions/animations, and the beginnings of an evolving sandbox for me to advance my webflow proficiency and make weird shit.

Let's keep it extra casual. Thank you.

Trophy Husband

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