Moonpie Alien Acquisition

MoonPie launched a global advertising campaign to the extraterrestrials among us. "This is completely serious", a spokeswoman said. So far I've received rave reviews, like "do I have a virus?". That's ok—you wouldn't understand if you're not an alien. If you are an alien and can prove it, you'll get free MoonPies for life. For everyone else, there's a helpful whitepaper. But seriously, might not share this one with my mom.